"Are You Engrish Teacher?"

I was asked this at Yotsuya train station tonight.

I should've said "No, I'm a doctor" or something. Dammit, is it that obvious?

Anyhow, this woman wanted to have some private lessons to learn English. I haven't taken up any offers of extra lessons yet, but I'm warming to the idea.

Some more money to complement my "lavish" lifestyle would be great right now.

From our short conversation I'd put her at a fairly low level of English, but it might be something I can work with. She said she didn't have enough money for language schools, so I hope she's not expecting ultra-cheap lessons.

Any other Japanese looking for some help with English, PM me. Let's talk!