Taking Candy From Strange

When I was young I remember being told never to accept candy from strangers.

Seems like Japanese kids are much more generous, and actually give me the candy!

Sweet.

It was snowing today quite a bit. Probably the most that we've had all winter actually. But in my opinion it's half-assed snow. By the time it hits the ground, it instantly evaporates to a cold patch of water. If it lands on me, it looks like a 7-eleven slushie without the raspberry cordial. Right now it's about 3 degrees.

I woke up early today at 1030am. HA.

I thought it'd be a good idea to go to Ochanomizu and Akihabara for a quick perusal before Kawasaki "kamikaze".

I'm still on a guitar kick, but less so since I bought my latest trick.

What was beckoning me to come here today was news of this secondhand Jem 77B RMR in Akiba. It's the same model as the one from America. I HAD to see what I missed out on.

A quick babelfish translation of the internet post states "A little there is a crack in the contour part, but it is the beauty item".

From what I saw in the pictures and in person there was more than a little cracking in this mirror. If it translates to bad luck there's at least 28 years of misfortune in years to come. More so if someone actually pays their asking price of 198,000 yen.

In the shop it didn't look as bad as I thought it would. It adds a touch of character, and you wouldn't be so afraid to scratch it. It's already a pre-scratched relic!

I had a try of this Burny Les Paul copy while I was there.

My favourite guitar of all time is my 1990 Les Paul. I heard that Burny's (made by Fernandes) had a good reputation for LPs.

I saw that this had the sustainer AND a Floyd Rose whammy, so I wanted to see if this was as good as it sounds. The tone was quite nice, but I'm starting to get over the novelty of the sustainer. Still, it's a cool party trick. The whammy bar wasn't tight or recessed, so it didn't feel as good as I hoped in that regard.

The gf wanted to go to Uniqlo for a sale, so she tagged along with me to Kawasaki. Looks like the shopping spree lasted 6 hours for her solely in Lazona.

Nuts!

We went to Shi-an Gyoza, a Chinese Restaurant in Lazona after work. It was pretty tasty, although not quite as good as the one in Yurakucho. If you go to just one in Tokyo, make it that one.

On the way out I saw these classic signs and couldn't resist taking these photos. A security guard looked puzzled about what I was doing. I'm a very dangerous man in Tokyo!!

I'm Off

I noticed this on the train yesterday.

I didn't have my camera with me, so today on the way to Ginza I made sure to take a happy snap of it.

This is the new Asahi Beer campaign. Asahi beer makes you feel "Off"?

I don't know about Japanese people, but when I feel off, it's not a good thing. Personally I don't mind the Asahi brew. It makes me feel pretty good actually.

Nothing out of the ordinary today. Except maybe the two plain clothes police officers asking to check my ID while I was doing nothing more than walking around Yurakucho. You've got to watch out for those foreigners with cameras! Their trick question was asking in Japanese if I spoke Japanese. Strange.

Anyway to get over my "ordeal" I went to Kimuraya for some more anpan. It's been almost every week now. I think I'm addicted to that sweet, sweet bean.

Tama Plaza Anniversary

I'd forgotten all about it.

The Tama Plaza school was having it's one year anniversary party tonight. I'm reluctant to go to these things as I'm always worried it's going to turn into a extended free English lesson, but I have to say I really had a great time. Why?

This..

Yes, alcohol! And plenty of it. One of the students even brought in a big esky full of the stuff. Nice.

Although it wasn't as decadent as one could hope for, I drank enough to be happy and sociable with everyone. I'm sure I impressed with my amazing chopstick skills while eating sushi, fish and chicken with them.

As the night drew to a close, I stumbled to the station deciding to catch the all stops to Shibuya, thinking I didn't want to miss my connection back to Yotsuya.

When I arrived through the door I practically fell onto the futon.

"Are you drunk?", "Are you sleepy?"

Those were the last words I heard as I quickly dozed off.

A New Hard Off

"You can take the man out of a Hard Off, but you can't take the Hard Off out of the man.."

..or something like that.

I had planned to get up earlier than usual to make my first trip to the Hard Off in Kawasaki.

I looked out the window as I sleepily got up and saw that it'd been raining, and still looked overcast. Still, I made half an effort to leave earlier, just in case.

I had a good hour and a bit before I had to start work, so I hot-stepped my way along the shortest way I could work out possible, with judicious use of Google Earth and street view help from the night before.

From the distance I gave myself a 30 minute time window before I'd have to turn around and get back to work. Luckily it was a little over twenty minutes on arrival. Along the way, I was not let down by strange shops names..

I think they must have a good breeze going through this shop.

This one says "Yokohama Lining". It's a motorbike shop, so I'm guessing it's a misheard/pronounced "riding" ?

I really like the layout of this "Off" store.

On entry I could see their Hobby Off section with a nice selection of Hentai dolls, and other hobby-type things. Although I was close to adding to my collection, with my short thinking time and good-sense I relented (for now).

Going up the escalator you will notice a distinctive Hard Off electronics section to the left, and a B-Style "Off House" area with homewares, sporting goods and clothing.

Even though I didn't see any Game & Watch LCDs (there are other old style retro consoles and games), there's quite a bit of stuff that was worth seeing.

This one is definitely in my top 5 of recycle shops so far.

The Green Machine

I feel like I SHOULD go out on my day off.

I have nowhere in particular to go, so without much thought I went to Ochanomizu and Akihabara again.

I'm hoping to find a reasonable (ie. "cheap") secondhand E-bow that will tide me over before I fork out more yen for a sustainer mod on my Jem guitar, or worse another guitar something like this..

It's a Fernandes Ravelle Elite.

Instead of cutting out bits and pieces out of my new guitar, this one already has the sustainer built-in, and the cost's not much more than just getting the pickup added to my existing guitar. I gave it a try, much to the reluctance of the staff thinking I'm just there to "play and not pay".

It actually feels pretty good. On a distorted tone it sounded quite similar to a Les Paul - nice and chunky. The clean tones didn't blow me away, but were still quite useable. It's made in China, but looked solid enough. I quite like the trippy, but funky Les Paul stylistic changes.

If I wasn't so far from home, and I hadn't already JUST bought a guitar, I'd be tempted with this as well.

I hope I find a cheap e-Bow real soon :(

Shinjuku Gakki

Just because I've acquired a new guitar, don't think that I've gotten over my guitar shop compulsion.

Oh no, not at all!

It's Sunday and I'm in Shinjuku.

One place that I hadn't gotten around to checking out is TC Gakki.

While not in the CBD of Shinjuku it's a relatively short walk through Kabukicho, past Seibu Shinjuku station, to Shin Okubo.

Google street view hasn't been 100% accurate lately in showing me the exact addresses on their map.

Although I get a kick out of the deja-vu of seeing things that I see on the internet, for the life of me I didn't know where the damn place was!

I went to the koban and asked the policeman for directions (that's what they do most of time directing lost people). While not exactly a smiling happy chappy, he helped me immensely to find it. If you're looking for it, coming out of the station turn left and then left again down a small street between the station and the Pachinko parlour.

I reckon it's worth seeing just for the amount of vintage guitars and amps they had there. Everything was quite pricey, but no regrets coming here at all. Maybe one. I didn't find what I was looking for.

I tried a secondhand Hamer guitar at the Rock Inn that had a sustainiac built-in. From my trial, this sustainer functions pretty much the same as the Fernandes one. Only thing I really don't like about these devices is that when the battery dies, so does the guitar. That's a big negative for me.

Lately I tried the eBow again and I had a little bit more luck getting the gist of it. On one string, it's pretty easy to use. Maybe that's going to be the easiest and cheapest way to get this effect.

It was starting to get a bit late so we had some okonomiyaki at Momoka conveniently close by.

We've eaten there before and I have to say it was delicious. I really like cooking the food myself. This time it didn't look like a dog's breakfast.

Can you see my name in mayonnaise? If you haven't tried/made this, you don't know what you're missing.

The Damage Has Been Done

I think I could easily do a blog solely on shop names in Japan.

Upon seeing this I instantly thought of the title of this post.

Why? I bought another guitar. UH OH!

On the internet I stumbled upon a secondhand Ibanez JEM 77VBK in Machida for 126,000 yen, and it was classed as "A".

Interesting.

Today's Japan's National day so therefore it's a holiday, so I get not one, but two days off in a row. Seemed like a good day to go there. Machida is thirty minutes on the Odakyu line rapid express from Shinjuku.

I've only been to Machida once WAY back in my training week (not so far from two years now). I remember how I bought a bento from the next door combini and how it brought back memories of how I was so un-co with chopsticks.

From memory, back then I didn't spend anytime looking around the area. On this side of the station it's fairly ordinary, but on the other side there are lots of shops and a certain atmosphere I find lacking in places such as Tachikawa. It feels kind of like Kawasaki to me.

There are not only a few guitar shops, but also a Hard Off AND a Treasure Factory. All the more reason to come here I guess!

My plan of attack was to go to the Millimeters Music shop that had the Jem and then go to Treasure Factory.

I knew I had to go out the north exit to get there, but somehow I managed to walk west for a while until I thought that I must be going the wrong way. Checking my GPS I realized my blunder, and started walking in the right direction.

BUT then I veered onto a secondary road that was taking me east! This wasn't too bad as I found one of the shops called Tahara, that I was planning on checking out as well.

Looking around here I didn't find much to my liking. I felt like I was being watching constantly by the floor staff here - a little creepy actually.

Once I left there I kept walking down the street thinking the Jem shop wasn't far away from what I remembered on my Google maps check. I walked and walked. I was about to turn around, when I finally checked my GPS that let me know I was unintentionally on my way to Treasure Factory! Nice.

It was a pretty good one. I prefer the TFs to the Offs. I just feel there's always something in Treasure Factories that I might need someday.

They had a Mickey & Donald and a Pinball Game and Watches, a LOT of hentai dolls including KISS ones (LOL), and I also found a gold and black version of my Citizen watch for about 10,000 yen. It wasn't in as good condition and I paid at least half of that.

I didn't buy anything here, but at least I know where it is in the future.

Heading back in reverse with better bearings I noticed this old sign above a house. One really cool aspect of Japanese photography is called Haikyo ("decayed ruins") in which these guys take pictures in old abandoned amusement parks and houses etc.

This is my version of it (mouseover the picture or click here). You can check out theirs here, and here.

I got to Millimeters Music to finally play the Jem. I saw it last night on the web and I was happy to see it still in the shop. Looking at it in the guitar stand it looked new.

On closer inspection I noticed some slight tarnishing on the bridge and scratchplate screws, and looking really closely I could see some very light picking scuffs on the mirror scratchplate.

These are the kinds of things that would appear if I had it for a few months anyway. Apart from those little niggles it looked great, no dings anywhere.

He plugged it into an old Fender amp for me to test it.

Clean it sounded really nice, but I didn't like the overdrive channel on this amp. It sounded muffled and muddy. I asked if I could hear it in another amp (an old Mesa Boogie) and it didn't sound much better. Finally we put it through a newer hi-gain Triple Rectifier Mesa, and that amp had the right tone for this guitar.

Out of all the black Jems I've tried this one sounds pretty good. I tried to push that price down as far as I could. After a nervous laugh and an "ehhh", he agreed to 110,000 yen cash. I got him to throw in a guitar cable as well.

I don't like getting money out of an ATM on a holiday because of their after hours fees (bastards!), but it gave me the chance to walk around Machida to really think before I plonked down my yen.

I went to the Hard Off to look around and "think" some more. There are actually two Book Offs in Machida. If you're at the one close to Tokyu Hands, it's the wrong one. If you want to see it on a map, look here.

It's actually an excellent one with many different levels of gear. The unsigned (well in English unsigned), Hard Off part is on the 3rd floor.

There was a lot of things worth buying here (although no, I didn't). I was eyeing a nice Roland wah pedal for 9,400 yen, but doing the currency conversion to Australian dollars, I think I could buy it back home cheaper.

I found the Ishibashi and Kurosawa Gakki music chains close to JR Machida station. I asked both if they could install the Fernandes sustainer in my (soon to be) new Jem.

Kurosawa quoted about 50,000 yen, and Ishibashi said 32,000 yen including installation. Millimeter quoted me 70,000 yen! I'm still deciding whether to do it, but I'd really like to have one. I can already think of cool ways to use it in some of my songs.

Next mission was finding a UFJ bank to get some money. The main one was closed and I didn't want to use a third party ATM for (possibly) fees on top of already "after hours" charges. I got the money and made my way back with only 10 minutes to spare before they closed.

I had one last look before I closed the deal. I don't feel as guilty as I thought I'd feel. I weighed the pros and cons thus:

JEM 77BRMR mirror finish from America:

Guitar cost (including insured shipping) : US $2100 which translates at today's rate to AU $3216 Customs (5%) and GST fees (10%) brings that to a total of: $3699.30 Australian dollars!

If I want to add a sustainer the extra drilling might not be too good through that mirror finish either.

My JEM 77VBK: 110,000 yen to AU dollars: $1863.31.

I think shipping would likely be minimal if I take it with me when I fly to Australia. Adding a sustainer would be less tricky and I'm not too worried to have holes drilled through this finish. The price difference here is HUGE, just to have a full face mirror on the front. Paying in yen makes me feel like I'm spending less.

JEM 7VWK: 189,000 yen to AU dollars: $3199.25

It's brand new and sounds great, but that gold on white hardware just isn't me. And, I can't use the scratchplate as a mirror. The price difference becomes much greater on conversion. I'd be more reluctant to do pickup surgery on a new instrument.

Out of the ball park:

JS2PRM: 630,000 yen (AU $10,653) JEM20th: 609,000 yen (AU $10,295.45)
As much as I'd LOVE to have either (or both) of these guitars, my conscience would not be able to take this excessive spenditure.

Looking at the figures, I think I made the right decision?


Getting back to Shinjuku, I was totally exhausted both mentally and physically. So what did we do? We ate at Bombay again for some delicious Indian curry. I've finally got pictures of it.

Sorry for such a LONG post. It's been a busy day. Tomorrow I'll have my (relaxing) holiday from today's holiday.