This is one way to get students.
This was innocently located on the noticeboard. The rest was in Japanese.
I often get asked what's it like to be an English teacher in Japan. It's kind of hard to describe but if you listen to this, it'll give you an idea what it's like inside the bubble -
The funniest line I thought was, "I ate out my wife".
That is hilarious because you actually hear stuff like that. Other classics are, "Get pushy" and "I'll have a small Coke".
Think about it.
I'm waiting for you.